Apt 223 Profiles


Here are personal profiles for each person who is considered a member of Apt 223:

APT 223

Craig Vitale
AKA The Adopted Brother
This long-haired hippie is a member of the Vitale Brothers, who come to us from New Jersey, via Sarasota. He's an Eddie Van Halen freak, and recently bought a 5150, Eddie's signature amp. Currently a server at Bennigan's, Craig is unsure of his future plans.


Keith Vitale
AKA Tank AKA Big Poppa
Another one of the Vitale brothers, Keith is the only one of us who seems to have his head on straight. He's also a connoisseur of Italian cuisine and fine beer. A sometimes member of the Kampus Kwik family, Keith is aiming for his MBA in two years.


Neil Vitale
AKA Pretty Boy AKA Nels
Neil is the oldest of the three Vitales living in Apt. 223. A huge basketball fan, Neil is a hit with all of the ladies. The star employee at the Kampus Kwik, Neil is unsure about his future plans.


APT 115

Richard Phillips
AKA Cheez AKA Dicky
This handsome devil had to move all the way from Orlando to Tampa to join Apt. 223. A mild-mannered computer lab attendent by day, he becomes a mild-mannered beer drinker by night. His current plans are to move to Gainesville with Greg (see profile below) to study Film, his fourth major.


Derek Reber
AKA Reebs AKA Reberific

APT 212

George Vorob
AKA The Horse AKA Cheez

Natalie Buchannan
AKA Nat

Independents

Kenny Korcak
AKA Gay Kenny AKA Nutsack

Greg Moore
AKA G-reg AKA Cameraman

Mark Parrot
AKA The Legend AKA Orlando Mark

Patrick Hutchinson
AKA Pat AKA The Snake
Pat comes to us from the lovely island country of Jamaica, via Ft. Lauderdale. He provides us with our black quotient (and sometimes free Taco Bell), although there is speculation into his true race. At last check, Pat was an Education major here at USF, which plain and simple scares the hell out of all of us.


Eric Yetter
AKA Sleazy E



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