"It's, like, room temperature out here." -- Keith
"Maybe you two should have a couple of step-kids." -- Keith, referring to me and Natalie.
"!!!" -- Me and Keith, sharing a moment at Natalie's, that will forever remain secret.
"I'd offer them some beer, but I'm gonna drink it all." -- Keith
"So, you're wet-napping it already George?" -- Me
"Fishtar" -- Greg, in reference to Waterworld.
"I love being a three-beer queer. I get drunk a lot cheaper." -- George, on his low tolerance.
"College is just elementary school with beer." -- George
"Touche, honkey." -- Eric